diff --git a/ci/jobgenerator.py b/ci/jobgenerator.py
index ca7a00b..4c44972 100755
--- a/ci/jobgenerator.py
+++ b/ci/jobgenerator.py
@@ -146,11 +146,20 @@ class Generator:
                                              UPLOAD_TARGET_S=s_upload_target)
         elif job_type == "merger":
             default_branch = data["default_branch"]
-            package_config = template.render(PACKAGING_URL=url,
-                                             PACKAGING_BRANCH_U=u_branch,
-                                             PACKAGING_BRANCH_S=s_branch,
-                                             NAME=data["name"],
-                                             DEFAULT_BRANCH=default_branch)
+            # HACKY HACKY HACKY
+            # If we can't push to it, the merger job is useless
+            if not "phab.lubuntu.me" in url:
+                with open(path.join("templates", "useless-merger.xml")) as f:
+                    package_config = ""
+                    for text in f.readlines():
+                        package_config += text
+                    print(package_config)
+            else:
+                package_config = template.render(PACKAGING_URL=url,
+                                                 PACKAGING_BRANCH_U=u_branch,
+                                                 PACKAGING_BRANCH_S=s_branch,
+                                                 NAME=data["name"],
+                                                 DEFAULT_BRANCH=default_branch)
         elif job_type == "release-mgmt":
             package_config = template.render()
         else:
diff --git a/templates/useless-merger.xml b/templates/useless-merger.xml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..cd40abe
--- /dev/null
+++ b/templates/useless-merger.xml
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+<?xml version='1.1' encoding='UTF-8'?>
+<project>
+  <description></description>
+  <keepDependencies>false</keepDependencies>
+  <properties/>
+  <scm class="hudson.scm.NullSCM"/>
+  <canRoam>true</canRoam>
+  <disabled>false</disabled>
+  <blockBuildWhenDownstreamBuilding>false</blockBuildWhenDownstreamBuilding>
+  <blockBuildWhenUpstreamBuilding>false</blockBuildWhenUpstreamBuilding>
+  <triggers>
+    <jenkins.triggers.ReverseBuildTrigger>
+      <spec></spec>
+      <upstreamProjects>jobgenerator, merger</upstreamProjects>
+      <threshold>
+        <name>SUCCESS</name>
+        <ordinal>0</ordinal>
+        <color>BLUE</color>
+        <completeBuild>true</completeBuild>
+      </threshold>
+    </jenkins.triggers.ReverseBuildTrigger>
+    <hudson.triggers.SCMTrigger>
+      <spec></spec>
+      <ignorePostCommitHooks>false</ignorePostCommitHooks>
+    </hudson.triggers.SCMTrigger>
+  </triggers>
+  <concurrentBuild>false</concurrentBuild>
+  <builders/>
+  <publishers/>
+  <buildWrappers/>
+</project>